"As Seen on TV"

Moon Sand
Cleavage Clip
Up side down Tomato's
Snuggie
Hanger Cascader
Silky Smooth egg thing
Mighty Putty
Stealth hearing thing that looks like bluetoothe
Draft guard
Bend a roos

These are just the one's off the top of my head. For hundreds more see www.asseenontv.com
I now see that Billy Mays has his own reality TV show where he has some kind of competition and winner gets Billy to rep his product. There are 3 or 4 of these "Celebrities" that are famous for simply reping the As Seen On TV stuff.

It must bring in Millions because these type of products are now multiplying on TV faster than I can count.

AH, Sales a its finest. BUT Wait there is more. I will throw in 2 more ShamWows for no additional cost if you order in the next 10 Min (Which they have no Idea when the commercial ram) But is a great call to action.

BUT WAIT, order now and I will throw in a tomato cutter free all you have to do is pay shipping and handling which is the cost of the product plus some outrageous charges.

THats not all. Call now and we will add the additional piece of junk so you think you are getting a deal that cannot be passed by!

Last is the shipping that when you order our product, we wont ship it till fall because it isn't even made yet, we are just pre selling!

And if that wasn't enough, when we say buy one get one free, you just have to ask (And pay shipping and handling) we will actually double your order because you cant afford to return the product so you can give as a Christmas gift next fall!